Status Updates From The Crimson Road

*Mel is marked safe from having to stomach another immortal/20 yo girl romance*

Okay, I was stubborn for no reason. So far there is no trite vampire romance drama and just a lot of old faces making appearances. Which is super nice.

I’m really not a Vampire girl. I don’t find them sexy and I think most newish takes on them are mostly cheese. But this is the last book I haven’t read in the sourdough universe and so it’s time to embrace the leech lords. It’s admittedly really compelling so far.

NO WAY

A.G Slatter is quickly becoming one of my favorite authors. Did not see this book progressing the way it has.

“But if your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle.” HUH😂😂