Status Updates From And They Were Roommates

omg im already this far into this book?? NAURR im getting attached to them i dont want it to end

"This wall between us! We all call it that [the c*ck blockade]." She smacks the palm of her hand against the brick wall. Yet another word I don't know.

[uhhhh which word of that two word phrase is the one our narrator doesn't know?]

Both ["accidental" arsons] were a result of her angrily monologuing about Valentine's strictness and chucking around sparklers that she snuck into camp. Since she's upset now, I need to assess that anger on a range from tree arson to whole-planet arson before I tell her the entire story.

[erggggg prose agggghhhh]

A few parents and students passing through the wall's gate stare at Delilah's palpable dark aura the longer she emanates her fury.

[ok this sentence is strike two]

"You paid for a single room!" she says, raising her bumpy nose at me, the only physical similarity we share as best friends.

[ok, this sentence, what? does the author mean *wrinkling* her nose? does the author expect friends to look related? does the author really want the very first thing our narrator calls attention to about a character, indicating how the narrator sees the world, to be her nose bump?]

[uggggggh flipped to the audiobook - where do these narrators come from? is it all revenge for not being cast in their high school plays because of their overacting?]