Status Updates From Stranded : A Lost Eden Port...

It's not bad, but jumping through a portal when the evidence pointed to said portal being anywhere but ground level was so stupid. There were so many ways they could have investigated that issue without jumping in blindly.

DNF. The narrator has good characterization and voices.However, it needs mastering by a professional. Because they sound was not equalized, and he would quite often yell into the microphone, which was a painful experience on my earbuds. He was acting on the level of a character in the movie.Apocalypse now.
Also the book contents were pretty juvenile. Of all the things you can write a portal fantasy about.Dinosaurs...

It seems like it's gonna be okay. I really hope it's not like some kind of dinosaur book that would be super cheesy.

Hang on, I will say this neighborator is pretty difficult to listen to. The volume is not mixed well, so he occasionally lets out an ear shattering yell after being silent for a few paragraphs.

I love Jurassic Park and dinosaurs so this really is a cool read!

Wait! A monk that just appears and disappears at will. AND a flying monkey! This is like Oz.

The action has started and ... and ... monsters galore! I love it.

HEY! WHERE'S BOOK 2? I can't read Book 1 if it ends with more dangly bits than an old folks home day out at the nudist beach.