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'Anton finds himself crying, and his tears form four droplets which float away from his eyes, and which he and Chie catch in the palms of their hands. They're not to let liquids loose in here and they're all fastidious about that.'

'Your problem, in America, Roman says, is you don't put enough condensed milk in things. Actually that's the problem with the whole rest of the world.'

I can’t think of a worse “soul” for an organism than an American Christian