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Mélina Fortin
is 34% done
"I'm a man that happens to be a glass pitcher of liquid, not blind. You're gorgeous."
Now that's a pickup line I never thought I'd hear in my lifetime
— 21 minutes ago
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Now that's a pickup line I never thought I'd hear in my lifetime
Lila Danisa
is 58% done
".... Gonna fill you up to the top…my good little cup…”
🤣🤣🤣 I snorted so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Damn this book is crazy 🤣🤣🤣
— Feb 25, 2026 08:19AM
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🤣🤣🤣 I snorted so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Damn this book is crazy 🤣🤣🤣
Melissa
is 46% done
This is my first audiobook 😂 WHAT AM I READING 😭
— Jan 27, 2026 06:46PM
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Brandy Mainwaring
is on page 12 of 54
“A giant, sentient glass pitcher of cherry Chill-Assist punch, Red was the result of Dan’s torrid affair with a pallet of the drink powder at a drunken office Christmas party many years ago.”
Yep. This is my life now.
— Jan 27, 2026 10:36AM
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Yep. This is my life now.
Kally
is 17% done
So please nobody ask… katelyn requested it and I will always deliver
— Jan 20, 2026 07:08PM
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Melanie
is on page 13 of 54
Ew why is the sentient Kool Aid stepbrother so creepy
— Jan 13, 2026 08:22AM
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