Status Updates From Watch Over Me (Wishing For ...

"Maybe she won't try to pinch your @$$."

"Do you normally have trouble with sexual harassment from citizens?"

"Oh, this isn't sexual harassment. This is the Casserole Patrol."

"The ... Casserole Patrol?"

"You'll learn, Beale."

You're staying in the truck when we get there. Anything happens to you, Rowan will kiss my @$$.

Anything happens to her, I'll kick my own. Drive, son.

(Trent Voss is a baddie ... funny - the CEO of our company has the last name Voss too. LOL)

She blinked, as if just realizing. "It's Christmas."

"Yeah," Nash chuckled. "Did you miss the notice? 'Cause they put out Christmas stuff at all the retailers the day after Halloween."

You wanna borrow some pads?

Last time I checked, perps don't wait for you to put on additional safety gear before attacking.

Sleepwalking always freaked me out as a concept. I mean, what's to stop you from walking into traffic? Sleep ... anything seems like a bad, bad idea in the household of a cop with guns.

My mama swears I have no tact, but I swear life runs smoother if you say what you mean.

Houston … a city with a population larger than that of entire state of Mississippi

(Eh, not quite? Web search says 2.4 million+ for Houston in 2025 vs. 2.9 million+ for Mississippi…?)

Planes are female. As are cars, boats, and most other forms of machinery.

I chose Diana because she kicks @$$ and is a symbol for optimism. When you’re in the middle of dicey conditions, you want that optimism as a pilot.

Let me just get Diana squared away in the hangar …

Diana?

The plane. That’s her name. After Wonder Woman.

He didn’t want to retire.

No, he didn’t. A cop who’s not a cop doesn’t know how to behave.

“I’d rather face off with a bunch of gangbangers than a herd of toddlers. They’re relentless and impossible to negotiate with. I will have the music from “Frozen” stuck in my head for the next month. Maybe longer.”

“Can’t let it go?”

Really? Dr. Powers was gonna make a joke?

Started this afternoon Sunday 4/5/2020.