Status Updates From Firstborn: A Memoir

woah this is really fantastic writing

not every story needs to be published, some can be printed and bound at home and delivered directly to friends and family.

"She read my horrifyingly cringe messages aloud ("Do you know what you want to major in yet?") and the table lost it," let's wrap this up bc that's a normal (boring) question, what makes u think i care like at least take a page from james frey and LIE if u don't have anything interesting to say