Status Updates From La Colline hantée (French E...

“theresa smiled ruefully, made a touché gesture, and ordered another round.” i’m so sorry……… you can’t just say she made a touche gesture …..

“i scrawled a note on a piece of paper— Nisa often forgot to turn her notifications off, she’d be grumpy all morning if a text woke her.” this should be a 4 word sentence. this is why your hill house spinoff is so fucking long.

going in with an open mind and open heart but i can’t help but wonder why someone felt the need to “return to hill house” with a >300 page novel when the original novella was <200 and one of the best horror stories ever penned. just curious.