Status Updates From Pretty Monster

"If I make it out of this alive, perhaps it’s time to look into seeing a therapist."
Yes girl I'm BEGGING you please go to a fucking therapist

“Baby, I’m not judging you, I just don’t understand,” he says.

TF DO U MEAN U R NOT JUDGING

"He shouldn’t excite me, and yet, the thought of some sexy-as-sin man touching me in the nighthas my blood pumping faster than ever before.
Shit. This is all Alex’s fault."
No bitch you're just a hoe 😭