Status Updates From Sardonic Burn

GOD

LMFAO HAHAHAH

I quit

Going to push through but the fmc is starting to annoy me 🙄

“While Jane is still busy ranting about her displeasure of going abroad, I put on a blonde wig. I’m not an expert, but it doesn’t look half-bad. It’s probably because the wig is high quality, and I have beginner’s luck when I put it on.”


I’m begging her to have one internal thought that doesn’t sound like a YouTube GRWM voiceover.

"Guess I’ll need to find a bigger basement" HUDSON THE MAN YOU ARE.

“How’s your thigh?” “How’s your brother?” OMG

“How’s your thigh?”
“How’s your brother?”
“Bitch.”

OMG.

Why is Noelle so selfish when it comes to Niko?😭

Finally a real enemies to lovers. *sigh in relief*

Finally a real enemies to lovers. *Exhale in relief*

“Once this is all over, we’ll go back to being strangers.”
“As if I’d ever allow that to happen. I don’t care what anyone says, they can try to take you away from me, but that would be a bad idea. You’ve never seen me go on a rampage, and I’d like to spare your pretty eyes from such an ugly sight.”

Yup. I’m folding BADLY💘