Status Updates From The Way It Haunted Him

Damn, these two are cute. 😭🖤

Thank god for NetGallery’s inbuilt narration, because there is no way I am wasting my own eyes on this shit

Still absolutely god-awful, the cat is the only character I like

Fighting the urge to DNF

Really not vibing with this so far. Michael is annoying as all hells and he really needs to decide which one of the two traits he seems to posses needs to be his personality — besting himself over whatever he’d done to his ex (we GET IT, he did something, I really don’t need a reminder every three likes) or lusting after Jacob whom he’d JUST met

I can't do this anymore

‘“...I actually wanted to have this session to tell you that I don’t think I need therapy anymore.”

“Why?” Her brow crinkled.

“I actually met someone.”’

This shit is sending me

Is it too late to DNF? Lol

Moving in after just one week? They really are that couple huh

“The one with nearly two million dollars in it from Nate’s trust, money he had transferred over a month before he died...”

HUH??

Surprisingly I don't hate this plot twist

Torn between wanting to DNF bc this is stupid and wanting to finish just so I can see if this can get even worse

‘“Are you taking the rest of that off?” Michael plucked at Jacob’s slacks. “Or are you planning on bathing with clothes on?”

“Don’t make fun of me,” Jacob grumbled, “but I’m keeping my socks on.”’

I thought he was joking but he's serious omfg

‘“I’ll help.” Jacob rounded the table to press himself to Michael’s back, wrapping his arms around Michael to grab the clay. “You start like this,” he said into Michael’s ear.’

What in the Patrick Swayze is going on here