Status Updates From Married to the Alien Cowboy...

“I also have a wagon,” he added in a sudden rush. “Just… So you know.”
“Oh! Well… Good! I love wagons!”
I’d never been on a wagon in my entire fucking life.
😂

Indulging in the “not enough women on Mars“ trope this evening

“She’s barking.” Fallon and I both stopped to listen. Not a single bark to be heard. “Are you quite well?” Fallon inquired, sounding genuinely concerned as Silar hauled him up and out of the chair. 😭🤣

"Cowboy. I was about to marry an honest-to-goodness alien fucking cowboy." yeah girl this is literally married to the alien cowboy the book what did you think would happen

What the hell imma give it a shot

whatta jump i know

Ice planet Barbadians if they were cowboys