Status Updates From We Could Be Magic

WEAR GLOVES when handling food!!!!

Before I forget, I do think it's funny that merchandise seems like the "esteemed" job in this context. To be fair, it's WAY better than food, so I get it low-key lol

The team member entrance. "It felt like entering the enchanted land through my own magic portal."
It's the ONE part of the park that smells like garbage (old sour cream) and is dirty and dull. NOT magic.
Also, no security gaurd. No one cares THAT much who goes through.

Ew. He (love interest) can go.

I remember being annoyed reading this section when I first read it because the employees *claps* had *claps* a *claps* point! You can enjoy your job and still complain about what sucks. OR you can just not like your job because it's not all you expected it to be! People are allowed to complain, no toxic positivity here!
In context, it *is* better. Also, I'm thinking how I'd react at 17. Probably similar.

Having a name badge is pretty cool...

Having a name badge is pretty cool...

This feels like what someone would THINK a Disney park orientation would be like. Yeah, it's tedious, boring 9that was freakin' accurate), but most of what I remember were their instuctions on how to lift a box (thrilling!). Or their five keys (none of which I remember.

i got 2 hrs till new years and i have one book left in my goal…i got it 🫡