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I've been waiting a long time to start this book, and just from the opening pages alone I know I'm going to love it. Woolf's gorgeous prose dressed up with laugh out loud humor? Sign me up.

Orlando ya sabía por su propia experiencia de hombre que éstos lloran tan a menudo y tan sin razón como las mujeres; pero también sabía que las mujeres deben escandalizarse cuando los hombres se emocionan delante de ellas, y se escandalizó.



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“Rid of the heart-burn of rejected love, and of vanity rebuked, and all the other stings and pricks which the nettle-bed of life had burnt upon him when ambitious of fame, but could no longer inflict upon one careless of glory, he opened his eyes, which had been wide open all the time”