Status Updates From Liquid: A Novel

Single-handedly convinced me not to get my PhD

I’ve not started this yet and prob won’t get to it for a while but I needed a way to despair about not checking a star rating before choosing my free book prize for Coralville Public Library Summer Reading Challenge :(( now I’m stuck with a potential stinker :((( one friendly librarian let me go behind the desk to look at my free options and one buzzkill made her move the cart to the main floor and I PANICKED

Enjoying the prose, she's very smart

Pretentious asshole (affectionate and derogatory)