Status Updates From 61 A.D.

Homegirl Lannosea freed herself, god bless.

The Theron/Taras hoyay just gets stronger and stronger with every page lmfao

WHAT IS THE TRUTH!!! WHY DO THEY WANT RAMAH!!!!!!!!1111111

Fam, I'm still tryna figure out why Baella sprung for this fool.

I thought there was one fake hoe in this mess, but turns out Heanua's a bitch too. Y'all cut from the same cloth, Theron, and what irony that a former hitman be granted yet another mission after quitting almost thirty years ago.

Oh so he gruesomely killed the only guy he could have ever called a friend and he still don't feel bad??? Theron??? Hoe, what is you even doin?????????????

AND THE PLOT THICKENS, BUT NOW I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE OTHER RENEGADE VAMPIRES.

I wonder if Theron has ever honestly loved a person even a day his entire life. I pitied Ephraim in the last book, and I pity him now. Theron's the last person you want watching your back.

Ok but Ephraim was chill and Theron ass still salty over the dumbest shit. Love yo self, T, c'mon.

Taras just wants some peace and quiet, and Ramah out here pinning his ass to the floor.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO SET THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA ON FIRE, THERON, YOU FUCKING MORON!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Of course, being the degenerate that I am, I have already started to see the appeal in Theron/Taras. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ramah out here fuckin up these hoes like nobody's business.

Bitch caught him slippin lmfao