Status Updates From The Mafia Nanny, Vol. 1 (Th...

Gabriel: Up. You should be in bed.

Davina: Doesn’t seem too scary…for an underboss.

Adam: I like this one. Try not to scare her off.

Gabriel: I have more enemies than I can count. And they would do anything to get their hands on my only son.

Adam: Don’t let him scare you.
Davina: I’m not scared.
Adam: You will be. Just remember he’s only four.

Davina: I look forward to working for you.
Gabriel: I’m sure.

Davina: —is a complete jerk.

Gabriel: Does she speak?

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Davina: So this is him. The mafioso.

Gabriel: I want her.

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The Headmistress: What are you looking for specifically?
Gabriel: Her.

Gabriel: You promised you’d stay quiet.
Mikey: But I have demands, too.

Mikey: And Milk.
Gabriel: …
Mikey: Chocolate milk.

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The Headmistress: Each of our graduates has mastered the core pillars of the ENA program: Early Childhood Development and Psychology, First Aid Defensive Combat, Advanced Driving, Physical and Cyber Security, Household Management, Financial Planning, Politics…

Davina: And I’m finally ready for my first assignment.

Davina: I spent the next eight years at ENA. The Elite Nanny Academy. Location: Confidential.