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seasalted.citrus (Topaz, Oliver)
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[redacted] basically reheated Aracely(When The Moon Was Ours)’s nachos
— Jan 25, 2026 01:45PM
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seasalted.citrus (Topaz, Oliver)
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OH I DID CALL IT OH MY GOD OH MY HOD
— Jan 25, 2026 02:50AM
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seasalted.citrus (Topaz, Oliver)
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WAIT WAS THAT A RED HERRING IM STUPID
— Jan 24, 2026 05:10PM
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seasalted.citrus (Topaz, Oliver)
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THIS IS LIKE AN OG ANNA-MARIE MCLEMORE TWIST
— Jan 24, 2026 05:08PM
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seasalted.citrus (Topaz, Oliver)
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the sorceress and princess metaphor is very roja and blanca-coded lol
— Jan 23, 2026 09:10PM
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seasalted.citrus (Topaz, Oliver)
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May calls her one neurodivergent (possibly autistic or ADHD) daughter her “sensitive little snow child” when she’s overstimulated???? if I were January I’d rather be called a slur 😭🙏
— Jan 23, 2026 04:10PM
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seasalted.citrus (Topaz, Oliver)
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fuck I need someone to slap the foundation off of Ashley Morrigan Kelley but damnit I can’t even say she’s an inaccurate portrayal of a true crime influencer who banks on her fans being reactionaries
— Jan 19, 2026 06:39PM
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