Status Updates From Prince Cheating Charming

I laughed, mixing the paints together for the panel of St. Constance whipping the toilet paper price gougers.


Seriously, this is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages and I love it so much

“He comes here and says he’s going to help out in the kitchens and asks what he can cook! Then he starts stirring my sauces! My precious sauces! There is a method to my madness, and he was not stirring at ze right time!”

Omg this book is absolutely goddamn delightful