Status Updates From The Bright Sword

Sir Dragonet and Constantine after a rough start are dragged into (in the wake of) holy battle tank Galahad on the Quest for the Holy Grail - which restored the virginities of a couple of ladies at Camelot in its teaser trailer appearance. Arthur declines. Perhaps seeing the quest as a contest for his replacement since he and Guinivere can't come up with a heir.

Very old transmasc tale of Sir Dinadan that I spotted the moment it was noted he always bathed along. Fairy trained! Awesome.