Status Updates From The Twisted Throne (The Bri...

according to reddit the last quarter of the book is batshit so bring it on

RASPBERRY CREAM PUFF IM CRYING

“Yes, they are,” she replied, but James could see she was not convinced. “Which is why I’m surprised Carlo didn’t demand to have personal vengeance over his lost testicle.” James squeezed the bridge of his nose, desperate to be away from this conversation even as Georgie declared, “Because he’s now possessed of only half his courage!”

- omg just started laughing out loud so much I almost choke

i’m sus of the queen but what if it’s actually edward that’s evil