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Wait. Hunt is here? Is...is...he ..Dave?????
Cos huh? Definitely not the Scottish man. I never recognized his voice, could....could...he...be Dave??? Omg.

K. He will think of her fondly. Omg y is he so weird??? Course u have the Baxion voice but Sebby is so awkward. He posted the bounty. I can't remember to what he confessed to and what he didn't. But when does Jasper speak? What happened to Sedrick?
Jesse and Austin kiss but are not ready, yet, I think in the book after, they do? Can't deny and then the whole mate thing.
But, one book left
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Alric and Jasper. But Jasper is too quiet. When does that change? He lives there. Dave took the flowers. Lmao. He was devastated. Poor Edgar. His award winning flowers. Alric is like fml. Hope mom never shows up. Lmao. Well ..
She didn't want her parents either lol. Next book.
She gets a letter from Sebby. He underestimated Austin, or he would have already met her. Congrats on the wings. He won't get surprised again

Still there as Mr Tom dropped it when Austin agreed to join. He wants to be Alpha, protect them, unite them and town.
Jesse is no no dating. Austin bets that he can take her on the perfect fren date. Niamh bets against. The ust. Dave visits the bar. Austin grants him passage. He knew her name. Jesse sneaks away so Niamh won't ply Jesse w booze lol. Edgar was crying, they were robbed. Jesse is a bit drunk lol

Back. And find that Austin and Jesse are mates?
Ivy House keeps tormenting Jesse w decapitated imagery and a doll head. Lmao
Austin is like wtf?! Alric and Sedrick were gona stay? But where did Sedrick go? Cos it's Alric and Jasper. She asked Austin. He got up and walked to the council room door. Niamh was number three ( got moved down) Mr Tom got 9 ( unsure if still) Edgar 12. And of course Austin 1. The doll was

Away. Austin will go w her. Niamh turns into her poca. Third shape. Dave wondered if they met. Nope. They found evidence that they had been there but they were outside. Fight! Demi and Alric kept trying to get her away. Dave was there and killed one. The mages were taken. Jesse needs to make Decisions who will be a team player. She is nervous. But Demi is fucking dulu and thinks she is not ready. He expects to come

Ivy House woke them up. Niamh noticed that Jesse was signaling that she is not into Demi, who didn't get it. He was against Dave. But she forged ahead. Niamh also saw that Austin is more leader. Dave thought it was the 90s. Mr Tom whispered loudly that Dave isn't bright. Rude! Dave liked her but didn't know what her gargoyle is. He doesn't like the others. Takes Jesse to the place where the mages are? She zapped Demi

To see that she was not lying. Flower time! Jesse passed out. She woke up and blasted Mr Tom lol. Demi and HIS gargoyles were useless at trying to save her. They are supposed to be hers. She was out for two days. Austin was healed by Ivy House. He was w get the whole time. Alric got burnt too. Austin is looking for the mages. Jesse wants Dave's help to find them. Austin and Demi failed there. Does Sedrick die?

Just wanted her magic, prolly. He is there w her. Jesse heals him, w some hot magic? lol
The mages told Dave to watch her. Niamh knew of the basas. Look at him giving her confidence. She is his knight. Awe. She has to get nekkid. And so is he. These two idiots. She needs to change, girl, duh!!! No one is ever in human form. Oh, Jesse. First time they saw her. Purple. He ain't mad at it. She kinda flew? Dave was happy

Jesse is in the cage. This is not Sebastian, I think. We get to meet Dave! Everyone is so early!! Dave used to work there, in the cave. Cage had been empty. She said he could come stay in her woods, eat the flowers. He took a break her wings won't come. Gang sees her. Burns happen to anyone who gets close. Demi stalks off. Sedrick and Alric stayed. Austin risksd the bad burns. She needs to fly. Look at him.demi

Bullied for being small and pink. Alric stfu re mating her! And u too Jaxon! The bar was a set up. Niamh and Austin chat on a beach. He compliments Jesse. He was gonna leave. :(
Niamh is into Austin. She tells him to stay and help her. It's not Demi. He is there cos Austin isn't. He was keeping tabs on her. They felt the connection. Mr Tom calls. Alric is following them? Jasper will get Demi. They go to the house.

Ew. Puke. Yuck. Jesse sees Demi doing st. She is very turned off. Austin would never!!! And if he did? Classy and nice time for them. Jasper is there, just not talkative. She grabbed Alric, then Sedrick. Alric was bored. Jesse says that they can go be w someone. She has not made a choice. Mr Tom is team Sedrick and Alric. Omg. Omg. He is hilarious. So inappropriate. Mr Tom comes along. She wants Niamh. Alric got

Demi is the next best thing. But he is not trying to get along w her crew. I guess Nathaniel was this role. She was gonna talk to him but he came on again. Yuck. But he said that she can come to him. Look into his room? Jesse is being an idiot. Demi is disgusting. He does not like her or understand her. No friendship,no common ground. No romance. Why would she consider him? Blergh.

Her. The mage trapped Jesse. Took her. Austin is out. Jesse sends out healing? Ivy House sent dolls after them. Lmao. Was this Sebby? Or another? The dolls and a skeleton attacked. Jesse heard a doll laugh and was like nope. Austin. Woke up and turned. He got to her as she ran. She climbed on him.first time she learned of retiring Edgar lol.
Mr Tom chatted w her. She needs Austin. He is better suited. But he said no

They visited Edgar. Jesse hurry up and realize that demi is awful and send him away. Demi is jelly of Austin. Niamh said that there is nothing there. Jesse told Austin that she did not want him to leave. We meet his dollies, learn of his magic potion for his flowers. The guy that Edgar bit? Magic. He was the young guy she had seen. Edgar kept finding hikers. I love Edgar had his lil house. Watching her fly train make

He went off cos she got tore up. Niamh tried to direct him towards her before demi came in. Nope. They tore at each other. Jesse made demi go, held Austin back. Niamh stabbed him !
Lordy. F deni. Ivy House shouldn't have let him in. Austin and Jesse leave. Niamh and Mr Tom discuss the training, Jesse is the one who decides who stays, tho demi was chosen. But not in in. Go away u abusive asshole! Jesse and Austin cha

He felt something when she walked in. U like her, dummy!! But it switched to anger when he saw her closer- bruises? Who hurt you?? Grr mad bear! What happened to Sedrick? Where is Jasper? I don't think that Alric was w Demi. Good. He sucked! Ric needs to stop flirting. It's weird!!!

Would make Jesse his mate. Yuck! He is so into her. But, two Alphas? Not in this town. So one would have to go. If Jesse chooses Demi, then Austin would go. They were gonna fight if not.
Niamh has a doll w her. It was coming down the stairs. She advised Austin to just kick them away. Rude! Stop it! She put a doll in the dryer!! She knows that Mr Tom will rescue the doll. They discuss Jesse's progress. Not great.

That Austin would stay? Jesse is not ready for st. Leave her alone. Ew!! 20s?! Niamh. That's her kid's age! Alric joins as they discuss the mages. A bit poor they were. Gonna capture Jesse.
She finally brought up Eliot. They dismissed it. Skeptical. That it was him..tho he may know now that she cannot fly. Austin went to the house and heard her scream. The gargoyles tossed her about. He is not a fan. Thinks that

I bet demi hit her fr during training. Jesse!! He sucks. He drove too fast, brought up st and scoffed at Austin bar. She felt funny. Was he f w her? Austin and Demi beat up. Sassy mouthed off. Jesse told him off, then they kissed. Ew. Stop. She had to talk Austin down, he said to get demi out. Demi was going to far. She left and went back in. Poor Austin had to see Jesse w lipstick all over her. Niamh bet Edgar 10$

Then Austin texted and called. U know he was not keen on her having dinner w demi. She thinks cos he looked like he was not helping Jesse. It's jelly. He brought up Eliot. They made plans for the next day.

Austin was mad that Ivy House got him to come. It's so weird to see him so resistant. She asked Ivy House what she did? Ivy House shows her. In the moulding. He was being dominated by the house and she gloated. Sedrick is there. Jesse likes demi. Gross. Tristan is better. K? K? He was flirting? But she was no. Then Alric was all, let's hang! Alric!! They chatted about the dolls. Omg..he was good natured but still

Voice is the same. Confuse me? She got hurt too. It's him!!! Hi, Alric! Edgar got rid of someone. Sedrick? Dunno. Alec died.
Alric gets a glimpse of mean old Niamh. And Edgar. Jesse healed Mr Tom wing, didn't know yet. Niamh thinks a alpha ( leader!?) would be good for Jesse. The jerk face? Jesse again offers him the magic and the seat. He said no. Yup, Demi loser .that is Alric boss? Huh.
Hugs! Demi could be secon

Jesse needed help, her wings didn't come out. Ivy House sent more gargoyles. A big grey one caught her. Mr Tom got hurt. Alec is missing. She reached out to Austin. Mr Tom was okay but hurt. She needs to find out how the mages found them. I think Alric is here? A pink one and a bit blue? He carried a stone Mr Tom away. Um, Niamh has a super weird narrator voice. Deep? More accent? But this is book two. And her Niamh

Her date was Ron. Around her age. She saw a 20 yr old dude w a book. Alec and Sedrick came to give her the purse. Her cousins. Mr Tom and his disguises lol. Nope. They were weird. He ran away. Sedrick didn't want to back down. Why is she dating anyway? Mr Tom wants her date a magic person.
She tells them ( at Austin's bar) about the date. Alec and Sedrick are still following her. Austin liked her dress. Lil ust.

Niamh sets her up. Lordy.
Two gargoyles show up. Sedrick - Jaxon. I wondered what happened to him. And a accented Alec. They both were like, hey let's bang! Mr Tom had condoms ready. Austin's jelly
He explained how females are rare and gargoyles are gross.she can mate whomever. He walks her to the bistro where her date is. I love how Austin refused to call him Mr Tom. He lent her money. She forgot hers. He will get