Status Updates From You're Too OP!

I love this fandom! XD
"I'll pick the sixth commenter on social media...May the best fan win!"

@Mengmeng's Incisor: 6

@" Cowlick: 6

@" Cheeks: 666

@" Eyelashes: 6

@" Appendix: 66666

@" Dimple: 66

LM stared at the screen.
"Did all of you change your display names? Who's trying to impersonate my teeth or cowlick? And my appendix! I don't have one anymore!"

Appendix: dun be like that. I used to be a part of you!

SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW! (๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)

"I wanted to give you every bit of strength in me. If I had the strength of ten men, I would've given it all to you. It wouldn't matter if I became completely drained. It would've been worth it." MGD took a step forward & kissed LM. LM froze. He stood there as MGD kissed him, gently, for what seemed like a second before he stepped away again. "I'm not queerbaiting."

Get your man boo boo! He ain't nobody but urs.

Ling Meng: you didn't actually fall in love or something, right?
Man Guoding: yup
What the hell did "yup" mean? Yup, I didn't actually fall in love with someone. Yup, I'd fallen in love with someone.
LM read MGD's post again. He couldn't help but feel a little petty.
A star? What kind of person was MGD interested in? Some stupid streamer?

Its you, dummy!

"Who was the hot guy you were on a date with? Is he your bf?"

"Come on, I'm sure we all have friends of the same sex who we have the occasional supper with."

"My friends aren't that hot."

"I wouldn't get supper with a hot guy. I'd get a room with him."

Me: Yes please. Get a room together! ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ꒳ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾

Comment #98: wait a second! you mean there are people who ship mangod/lemon daddy? that's nasty! where do i sign up?

Comment #99: lol mango lemonade sounds yummy, doesn it? makes u just wanna gobble it up [drools]

Comment #256: what do you call a mango that's been cheated on? lets have a minute of silence for our poor mangod.

😂😂😂😂😂 Let me sign up too! 😂

I am dying at how funny this is!! 🤣
Omg this is so good! A faster paced version of How to Fail at Online Dating! 😂

Also it seems like I missed it in my previous reads, but there's no homophobia, internalized or otheriwse. like genuinely. its soooooooooooo nice

Ba Nana (Guava) is fucking funny. the gap moe

If Ba Nana (Guava) hadn't been explicitly stated to be underage (well, in ch 6, he's 'legal' now), this guy would lowkey be a love interest to Ling Meng. Regardless, he's just a fanboy and it's fucking funny

Last chapter, I think I can finish this book by tonight?? Loved this book more than I thought I would aaaaaa I was a bit nervous since it’s my first modern danmei novel but i found it so adorable!!