Status Updates From Let the Game Begin (Kiss Me...

HOW IS THERE STILL SO MUCH BOOK AND NOTHING HAPPENING?! The way these characters speak, behave, and move through life makes me feel like they’re aliens visiting for the first time.

Neil says he’s difficult to understand like he’s deep and misunderstood.

He’s a shallow puddle and just mansplains his way through life.

So we’ve got a dead raven in a box and the first thing we do is research raven death omens. I’d probably call someone but you know, go off.

Between this page and the next Kyle has hair that touches his ears and a “small ponytail” and suddenly he has long hair in a “loose bun”.

BETWEEN TWO PAGES. Did this author just brain dump and publish? How was this not caught?????

Selene is such a fucking pick me; and what is this misogynist “well if he looks THEN YOU CAN FUCK SOME OTHER DUDE”

SELENE GET A PERSONALITY

Selene should maybe get Neil help for the obsessive showering not objectify him instead.

If I hear about Neil’s “Adonis body” one more time I’m launching myself into the sun.

A Maserati with a blood red interior light.

I hate Neil with every fiber of me being.

HE IS BLACKMAILING A PROFESSOR? Why? What is this book?????

Why is Neil smelling Selene in front of his brother? What issss thissss??