Status Updates From Secrets on the Sea (The Los...

Okay so I stumbled across this on audible plus, and saw that it was a pirate why choose so obviously I had to try it out. I cannot stop giggling! The FMC has a hilarious sense of humour and rambles when she’s nervous, I love it so much

Well that was gross. I gagged for real.

worst is idk why the fuck i have book two in my digital library already
and now i feel like i might as well read it too

also i had added another in this series on my want to reads list

i can only guess that the blurbs were interesting enough way back whenever i added these

ughhhhhhhhhh

my blood is boiling

i cant even rn i hate this book so much.

literally only one scene i actually liked and it lasted less than a second

the scene on the beach when theyre all doing competitions

the fmc has just one against grappling or fighting with hux
she jumps off him and is running around the ring chanting her victory as the crew cheer her on

thats it

expositional info dump central here
from the start

truly the kind of shit writing i despise

the nicest thing i can say about this is it’s another textbook example of utterly shit writing i can use as a guide to not follow in my own writing