Status Updates From Knot Mine (The Oakley-Verse...

wait im kind of obsessed w how supportive zale's friends are. even if i wanted blake and shiloh to cause crazy jealousy moments. but how soo funny how easy shiloh's secret was revealed like damn dry swallowing FIVE suppressants did nothing for you huh!!!!!!

its so fucking bad im eating it up. also "The combination of the preheat, weed and whiskey is making me lightheaded and my words come out slurred." at my WORST with substances ive lowkeyyy never slurred my words. i have too many voice memos of me doing tongue twisters in random basements. so rip to shiloh but id have pronounced hedgehog properly!

They're kinda cute ig

MILLY IS INSANE WTF!! IT WAS ZALE AT THE PARTY BUT MILLY PRETENDED IT WAS HER!!!! OMLLLLLLL

Do they not EXCHANGE bites?????? That's so upsetting :(

My baby isn't choosing this, he's accepted that no matter what he does people are gonna shame him and look down on him for not being the perfect performance of femininity and submission that his sister is

Rubbing my temples, I fight back tears with an exhausted exhale. “I think I just want to be Shiloh. I don’t want to be Millie Vos’ little brother living in her shadow anymore. I want my own life.”
“Oh, Lo-Lo.” The weight in every syllable crushes me. “If you feel like you’re in Millie’s shadow, it’s because you’re choosing to be there because you refuse to see your own worth.”

~ Can she fuck off, genuinely

I literally don't feel bad for Zale at all, boo hoo daddy's money buys him an easy life where he can easily use his cushy life to afford anything he could ever want. Zale can literaly afford to have his problems...

Why are they both virtue signalling... mostly Zale

Shiloh is so iconic, we love a man who likes oviposition to any degree!!

“Shilly, what do you think about this? It lays eggs!” Bell’s head pops up over a nearby rack and they’re lifting something up with what looks like a giant tentacle on the box.

~ SHOUT OUT EGGPREG !!!

Nvm idk if Shiloh fucked Zale at the last party, I swear it had to be him from teh flashback but clearly Zlale doesn't remember either??

Another party... how smart... at least shiloh knows its insane

He wouldn’t be such an easy target if he just learned to smile a little more.

~ I'm not gonna say anythijng but... misogynist undertones...

OH HE'S PRETENDING TO BE A BETA!!!! OML THIS IS ALL STARTING TO MAKE SENSE <3

One whispered tale that made its way back to Bell was that I’d banged the whole swim team. Talk about school spirit.

~ Okay that's diabolical... and a little funny

OHHHHHH DRUNK NIGHT WITH ZALE AT A PARTY AND SHILOH FORGOT!!!! THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OMLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! But why would people shame him for clearly having a good night..? People are weird, let a man live

Wait why is everyone treating him like shit??? I'm confused. He hasn't done anything?? What is this social heirarchy!?!?!??!?

WAIT I MEANT PERCENTAGE!!!!!

WHAT A PROLOGUE BTW, HOLY

Wtf are these names????