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Meghan
is 63% done
This book is so outlandish and I really want to like it but I don't think I do 😭🙈
— Apr 23, 2026 11:18AM
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Cassandra
is 60% done
tbh from a business perspective, encouraging your colleagues to murder each other to inherit the billion-dollar business is really poor succession planning fr
— Apr 14, 2026 04:35PM
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Cassandra
is 30% done
crazy boss really said you can kill each other to decide who becomes the next CEO and these ppl were really like “say less” jeez
— Apr 13, 2026 06:43AM
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Em
is 35% done
This is giving Ready or Not x Devil Wears Prada x Hunger Games {Office Versions}
— Mar 14, 2026 01:10AM
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Elle
is 8% done
I mean… the fiancé does have a point… she DOES seem pretty selfish
— Mar 13, 2026 11:22AM
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