Status Updates From Kulti

Awww I really like Papa Casillas 😊

Sal’s witty comebacks are the best. The part where they’re talking about the type of guys she likes? Him calling her out on liking older men (senior citizens) is hilarious and her responses are just perfect. Love her!

“I was almost tempted to look around and make sure pigs hadn’t started flying.”

I mean… Sal’s internal sarcasm is just… SO GOOD.

Can’t wait to see what Kulti’s deal is.

And every time Sal refers to Kulti as The German? Bratwurst? German Chocolate Cake? What I wouldn’t give to see a mirrored perspective from Kulti’s POV.

I think I have a new author to add to my list of favorite authors! The whole “poop. Poop. Poop.” has me dying. I don’t think I’ve ever used that as a way to keep myself from having inappropriate thoughts for a crush.