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“Liked you better when I thought you were dead.” Irish logic at its shining best.

"A nun in need is indeed?"

"We got down on the edge of the beach, dogs were forbidden on the actual beach for the summer months. The rubbish left on the sand by the public daily would shame a dog."

Guinness introduced a new pint titled: 00. Yup, zero alcohol. A pint of the black with no alcohol! The country uttered a collective: Why? Next they’d have alcohol-free Jameson, and we’d nearly welcome a tsunami.