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They’re angry and sex obsessed. It’s not “passion,” it’s WEIRD. Literally every other page is some version of “I want you so bad but we shouldn’t.” At no point did I know where this is book was going because the plot was underdeveloped. Truly the STRANGEST take on a clean romance I’ve ever read. I’m not going to waste any more of my time. DNF

Asher has *issues*

Bro y the h*ck are you crashing around trying to m*rder everyone who looks at this girl wrong it’s so cringe. AND, you can’t even HUG her or you’re afraid you’ll “lose control”?! Kinda icky.

The only reason I’m still here is bc there’s a mystery and I want to know what it is

WOAHHHH PLOT TWIST, foreign intelligence?!?!

Also, Candi’s annoyance at Kate is completely warranted. #KateIsConceited

I’m not saying that the trope of Most Beautiful and Desired Woman in the World can’t exist in real life… but what I AM saying is that if it did, she’d be aware. And be the most insufferable woman in the world too.