Status Updates From The Dragon King (Death #3)

Fffffffuck these two are annnnoooooooying.

This stopped being fun a book and a half ago.

Uh, no. Nice try. You absolutely KNEW the terms. You just didn't CARE. The cost hasn't changed - your desire to live has. Congrats, you know what regret feels like.

Uuuuuuugh. Are you ever going to tell her??? I'm sick to death of you two having sex and claiming it's deep and meaningful and there are no more walls between you and blah blah blah. Because that's bullshit. It's absolutely bullshit until you TELL HER EVERYTHING.

Bruh. I wouldn't call that a gift.... its a great emotional punch for the story, but as a thank-you-for-saving-the-entire-afterlife? Come on.