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tialiketheriver
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“men come with other men and it’s so hot, but how do they do it? there’s no hole, right?”
teddy baby 😭😭😭😭
— Jun 08, 2026 10:58AM
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teddy baby 😭😭😭😭
Silja
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there‘s already been like three completely inexplicable actions by these characters, also the term „cuddle snakes“ unprompted and one of the main characters leaving his house in purple crocs and shirtless. this is gonna take some SERIOUS mental acrobatics to get through
— May 02, 2026 03:56PM
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Mary *~*
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aaah they are the cutest ever , i never wanna see them apart !!!
— Apr 21, 2026 01:32AM
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Mary *~*
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Oh Teddy 😀😀😆 the sweetest most hilarious MC
— Apr 20, 2026 02:02PM
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Mary *~*
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“Have you done that to someone before?” I search his face and nod. “Yes.” Horror pulls at his expression. “You don’t get to do that with anyone else from now on!” “I won’t. We are boyfriends. That means only you get my cock.”
— Apr 20, 2026 10:40AM
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Mary *~*
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God help me.. Teddy you adorable virgin beta….
— Apr 20, 2026 10:26AM
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Mary *~*
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Called him baby Unf “you’re in charge right?” …. So sexy.
— Apr 20, 2026 10:12AM
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Mary *~*
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I’m living..possessive growly Rhys and hints at primal play … Teddy bench pressing whole hockey players .. damn
— Apr 20, 2026 10:02AM
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Mary *~*
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Wow Teddy is the dumbest MC ever and I kinda love it ??
— Apr 20, 2026 09:16AM
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Mary *~*
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Omg Teddy is so hilarious he’s barely a real person. What a himbo 😆😆😆
— Apr 20, 2026 06:58AM
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