Status Updates From A French Girl in New York (...

THOMAS is so sweet, being so supportive of Maude. I wish I had a guy in my life like that...I would've been swooning even if we aren't dating

Something about the way Matt speaks about Paris rubs me the wrong way, I don't appreciate him talking down about it even if it isn't perfect, it's a better civilization than some certain others

I already sense a love triangle or are my senses wrong? But still I wouldn't be surprised if both Matt and Thomas ended up trying to compete for her heart even if they'll do it in different ways

Mr. Baldwin seems like the type of guy who'll dap his teabag twice in his drink

Wouldn't there realistically be paparazzi's bombarding Maude since she has 20 million followers? Unless the culture there is different in France, I'm not sure