Status Updates From We Could Be Heroes

I would kill on Architectural Digest. Have you ever seen Emma Chamberlain’s? I feel like she would hate me. She’s a diva though. She can play the drums

I don’t really remember what happened in this book. It says I’m on page 277 but that seems too high. When I picked this up I thought four hundred pages was a lot but the middle part was just total filler. It’s just not there. Another parallel to a Sandra Bullock movie…

Which isn’t to say I think Sandra Bullock movies are low quality. They are, but that’s not her doing. I love Sandra Bullock movies. Remember in Two Weeks Notice when she orders four family size meals from the Chinese takeout place and then has to move back in with her parents

Lord, the men you put down here to write Sandra Bullock movies are writing novels that are worse instead of