Status Updates From We Could Be Heroes

I’m sick of the love interests doing Something really bad and then barely making up for it 😭 just break them up at this point. Romance doesn’t need to be forced.

Why is Will the one reaching out

'He reached into the jacket he’d put on over his dress because it was September in the UK, which meant summer had left the building, and drew out his phone'
Me cackling at the heatwave in August rn. I doubt summer would be gone by September this year.

OMG Jordan also speaks wrong French randomly. GCSE French has drilled French into my head so bad I just randomly speak it sometimes. He might be my twin.

OH SO SIMONE IS UP TO SOMETHING. HOW ABOUT SHE TAKES A FISTS TO THE FACE CAUSE IM COMING AT HER.

So they were going to have sex? Only reason they stopped was that he was MARRIED? Lowkey this book is making me so mad. Not just this one, song of Achilles as well, why are so many people just having sex when you’re emotionally in a relationship with someone else. Patroclus made me really mad but Patrick is as well. It’s better he and Will don’t go back together… he gets more unredeemable every second.

nah now he’s kissing some other guy. Patrick better go through a HUGE apology phase or good riddance

ugh they’re vaping

HOW IS THIS THE SECOND TIME THIS IS HAPPENED TO ME. So the mc is reading song of Achilles (me too lol) but this also happened in the boyfriend material trilogy in which Oliver was reading song of Achilles. lol. (don’t remember which book of the three).

What Jordan is saying is true. I had thought it was a bit weird he hung out less with his friends, took fewer shifts all because of Patrick. Distancing yourself from friends is not healthy. Jordan’s literally the best. Will is being horrible. I know he’s hurt because of how Patrick treated him but that’s not how to treat your friend.

Patrick’s being an ass. Maybe Jordan was on the right track…

Excuse me? They’re roleplaying Patrick’s movie. Lowkey getting freaked out

THEY TRIED TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE HE WAS CHEATING TO RAGEBAIT THE AUDIENCE BUT I KNOW THEY WERE FILMING! Yessss

HE SAID INNIT. That’s textbook British but idk how this is the first time he’s said it. Seems a bit out of characte

TMI! 😭 giving wattpad chapter

oh they’re open

Who is Charles and iris 😭 I think they’re married but but now Charles is cheating with Dickie? Idk if they’re open

WHY IS THERE AN INTERMISSION IN THE BOOK? JUST WHEN THEY STARTED TO KISS 😭

"seeing Patrick here, in his bookshop, caught Will completely off guard, like looking up and seeing the moon in the middle of the day"
I swear I see the moon in the middle of the day all the time though. 😭