Status Updates From We Could Be Heroes

I’m sick of the love interests doing Something really bad and then barely making up for it 😭 just break them up at this point. Romance doesn’t need to be forced.

Why is Will the one reaching out

'He reached into the jacket he’d put on over his dress because it was September in the UK, which meant summer had left the building, and drew out his phone'
Me cackling at the heatwave in August rn. I doubt summer would be gone by September this year.

OMG Jordan also speaks wrong French randomly. GCSE French has drilled French into my head so bad I just randomly speak it sometimes. He might be my twin.

OH SO SIMONE IS UP TO SOMETHING. HOW ABOUT SHE TAKES A FISTS TO THE FACE CAUSE IM COMING AT HER.

So they were going to have sex? Only reason they stopped was that he was MARRIED? Lowkey this book is making me so mad. Not just this one, song of Achilles as well, why are so many people just having sex when you’re emotionally in a relationship with someone else. Patroclus made me really mad but Patrick is as well. It’s better he and Will don’t go back together… he gets more unredeemable every second.

nah now he’s kissing some other guy. Patrick better go through a HUGE apology phase or good riddance