Status Updates From Toni and Addie Go Viral

this would be so much more enjoyable if every other page of toni's chapters she wasn't saying the exact same thing about her genetics over and over again

you know what i would have believed the whole argument that they have to get married for propriety's sake in this little LARPing weekend if every other page we weren't being reminded that there's actually lots of historical inaccuracies in this place and blatant use of modern stuff like toni and addie could have been like um the decorations in this house are literally incorrect so shut up

they’re getting on my nerves… especially toni

i’m not sure how i feel about

Toni is insufferably dull. Girl, we get it. You don't like people and making appearances as an author. They paid you 400k for your debts so get over yourself and go to a few parties FFS