Status Updates From The Library of Shadows

I am irritated every time I try to finish this.

C’est clairement un livre pour l’automne mais il faut que je le finisse et en vrai il est trop choupi

I crack myself up. I have no problem suspending my disbelief when it comes to reading a book about ghosts, but world where no one calls a locksmith for 30 years???? My blood begins to boil. Ain't no way no one opened the library with the worlds rarest library book in it for 30 years cuz the only key was missing. Ain't no way!!