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SUSAN IS THE WOOORSTTT (I love her) 🤭
She is a TRAILBLAZER for privileged women with liberal arts degrees who love to complain. It’s so great being represented in media.

"You're pretty," he said with an unnerving eagerness. "I like you best without lipstick."
"I don't."
BUUUUUURNNNNNNN YOU GO GIRL.

Never mind, the sex scene is hilarious
"He was terribly thin. She could feel all his bones, the sharp, delicate skeleton of a bird. It was embarrassing."
"Her legs were cramped"
"She was going to laugh"
lol girl get yourself some guy who is actually good in bed.

Pro tip: read the books you're writing an essay on, or else you'll end up talking about sex and it's empowerment to women when all you want to talk about is post modernism and absurdism.

I'd like to hope I'm like Kay, too. Something about doing things just 'cause is so entrancing.

false alarm, apparently wealth disparity is now a big pet peeve of mine

I think I may just be in love with this book. Just a little.

"Somehow she never quite expected anyone to have thoughts about her— it was rather frightening to discover that you existed behind your own back"

Okay, but why is this book actually really great?

"People have no right to exist if they're replaceable"
Finally, a more palatable protagonist

this better be better than On The Road, or else I may just give up on english entirely all together