Status Updates From Cupid's Shot (High Five Nov...

She says “Aaron Olson” (full first and last) way too much for being in the middle of fucking someone.

““My version of the American dream …” he says after finishing a bite, “is rooted in health. Our society doesn’t value their health at all.” He chuckles to himself. “Hot take, I know. But health is wealth, as they say. That’s what I like about the bar. I’m moving around. I’m standing. I’d go crazy if I sat in a chair all day.””

🙄 ick. Very MAHA-coded. Not it for me.

““Eggs Benedict and grapefruit juice for me.” Sarah smiles.”

wowwwww, grapefruit juice, what a flex #iykyk