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every time i get comfortable blake says some ODD SHIT that makes me want to hide my face in my hands. and im not even the one who said it! like im awkward af but i still have DECORUMMMMMMMMMM

“You should top me.” i had to just lie on my bed in the dark, hand on my mouth for five minutes out of shock and second hand embarrassment. putting my phone down, that’s enough for me, good night! i’ll find out how he gets out of this word vomit mishap tomorrow 🫡