Status Updates From Audre & Bash Are Just Friends

Aww okay this is sweet I’m happy it’s ending like this. I’m also just happy that it’s ending LOL

Omg she should’ve just confronted her mom before the wedding so at least she could’ve enjoyed the wedding

I feel like I’d appreciate this book more if I read seven days in June. But this book makes interesting points about what decisions people make based off of what they know about their family. Family of winners or losers? What narrative pushes people forward and what keeps them behind?

Genuinely way too late in the book for something like this. I barely care anymore omg. The reveals in this book weren’t even that scandalous to bring it up this late in the book!!! I don’t want to stay I want to leaveeeee

Bash saying “there’s more? Yo I can’t” is SO funny because girl I feel the same. “Bisexy” “I can get real urban” “not her being salty” “so wattpad” ????? Girl this is so much ridiculousness and so many references at once in this one chaotic confrontation. Can we pause???? Can we tone it down??? I know it’s supposed to be a bit theatrical and self aware and satirical and camp or whatever but!

God this book is so heavy handed in so many ways I just want it to stop

Reading every sentence of this book, wishing I cared more about these characters and this world. Just trying to finish at this point

Getting the ick from this writing rip LOL

Oh sparrow don’t be petty…

Oh the use of “red pilled” in this book… and the iced coffee shaking…. Idk it’s getting a bit too much for me LMAO I’m gen z and it’s a bit abrasive to be suchhh a stereotype. it’s not even fun in a satirical way anymore I’m just tired. It’s just one thing after another every page