Status Updates From The Trouble with Anna

he sent her horse a bouquet of flowers, grains, and carrots to feast on, with a little love note addressed to the horse as a token of affection...
oh my heart 😭😭😭

what is it about a dancing scene that instantly sends my stomach into a fit of flutters? the intimacy and vulnerability and slight awkwardness of it all 😮‍💨 if you see something strange overhead it's just my entire gastrointestinal tract taking flight.

no sliver of skin is safe from being sensualized when it comes to historical romances 😭
the curvature of his earlobe? devilishly delicious.
the slope of her spinal cord? he'd bankrupt himself just to sled down it for a night.

so ready to race horses, launch a betting ring, defy the patriarchy, and dally with dukes 😝