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Cindi
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"You know, he loves country music," he whispered.
"No shit.
A guy that wears a cowboy hat and boots likes country music? What a fucking surprise.
— Sep 29, 2014 04:21PM
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"No shit.
A guy that wears a cowboy hat and boots likes country music? What a fucking surprise.
Cindi
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"Like...we just kind of rubbed...you know...on each other."
You know was his placeholder for penises?
— Sep 29, 2014 04:13PM
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You know was his placeholder for penises?
Cindi
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"You smell like a giant Snickers bar," I replied, hoping to convey how much I wanted to eat him.
His smile broadened.
"I'm not sure how you think that's a good thing. I'm fucking starving. I didn't feed, remember?"
— Sep 29, 2014 02:43PM
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His smile broadened.
"I'm not sure how you think that's a good thing. I'm fucking starving. I didn't feed, remember?"
Cindi
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Vampires need therapists.
After what happened before that, I'd say I agree. Just ew.
— Sep 29, 2014 02:37PM
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After what happened before that, I'd say I agree. Just ew.







