Status Updates From Blood of Hercules (Villains...

Patro crossed his arms and mocked, “‘swearing is a sign of a weak mind.’” His smile was venomous. “Grow the fuck up.”

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“Also, try not to slip and break your neck. That would be inconvenient.”
Purposely try to die in the shower. Got it.

I love the wit that’s coming out, now just say it out loud Alexis😂😂

She brushed hair off my forehead. I tried not to retch as she acted like we were besties.
Help?
This friendship was upsetting.

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Green eyes narrowed. “You’re awake.” He turned and left the room.

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Achillies stared at me from the end of the bed. Since he couldn’t speak with the muzzle, it was unclear what he was thinking.
I was jealous.
If I had a muzzle, then people wouldn’t expect me to talk to them.
I wonder if he’ll let me borrow it.

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“Take the drugs.” Patro ordered for the millionth time. He glared down at where I was sprawled lifelessly on the bed, imitating a corpse.

The way I read this made it so funny😂

“Initiates, do you have what it takes – to become a god?”
My gut reaction is no.

Oh baby😂😂

Dorean had caught Jake Dalmer getting a hand job under a desk, and she shot him in the penis. Point blank. No hesitation. Thus my hero.

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