Status Updates From All the Men I've Loved Again

Having certain dreams come true can make you believe you deserve the credit for your happiness, that you yourself can be more powerful a force than fate or luck.

I just wanted to be like every other girl. Or what a girl should be. Easy, low maintenance, chill. Pretty much everything I’m not.”

Why are you doing this to me? Why can’t I stop thinking about Aaron? And why do I keep ordering stuff from Amazon that I don’t need and can’t afford?

… flailing for impossible solutions to the age-old struggle of seeing your friend fall for a bad man, a slow-motion train wreck you can only stand by and watch, sad, knowing, and utterly helpless.

“Je suis ready? I’m shit at languages, so my strategy is just to put a le or je suis in front of whatever English word I’m trying to say. Je suis hungry?”

If one of them was going to be dating a cheater, it should be Kim—she was the one who was always picking losers!