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sweet delicious revenge

“This throne of revenge and perseverance was always mine to claim, and now I take it with sure steps.”

I’m in shock actually

WHAT

Oh my gosh

“Let it be chaos, then.” Your honor, I’m obsessed with Valla

this is…

I cannot breathe

“I put the letter down, and a queer smile tugs at my lips. No, we will never stand to have our portrait done. Leonid will not live long enough for all of that.” I know that’s right

“Why do you want her to be so hungry?” she asks, seething. “Is it to make her compliant and stupid? It is, isn’t it? Because that is the only sort of you can handle!” Yulnia my beloved BOOM ROASTED

“You are a tyrant and a brat, Leonid—how dare you be so embarrassing? Every day you prove why I should have been the head of the family.” HELL YEAH YULNIA

There is no way. Absolutely no way

the way my jaw just dropped

why does everyone always hate on the only daughter?

“I am wrapped from head to foot in tassels and gray rabbit’s fur on the day I depart to meet husband.” What a sentence to start with