Status Updates From Roméo et Juliette

juliet is a true girls' girl doing girly girl things

well that escalated quickly

so from the looks of III.1 35-48 I suppose there must be a lot of merbalt/tycutio to be found on ao3 ain't that so

it's weird that I haven't actually read this before because I know so many passages by heart. it's like I am calmly strolling through these unknown woods and then suddenly I'm like in a clearing yelling THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS HAVE VIOLENT ENDS AND IN THEIR TRIUMPH DIE LIKE FIRE AND POWDER WHICH AS THEY KISS CONSUME!!!!!!!! and then it's back to unknown woods

if you were to take a shot whenever there's a penis joke in this, you'd already be wasted by page 36