Status Updates From Wisteria (Belladonna, #3)

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HELP CHAPTER 16 IS HILARIOUS

It took everything within Blythe and her dark soul not to fall into a fit of hysteria. She covered her mouth, muffling the amusement that threatened to overtake her.
"No sound effects!" Olivia scolded, which was all it took for
Blythe to fully lose herself and double over in laughter.
"'ve no idea, Aris," she cackled. "Could you perhaps be a dog?" Her laughter, in turn, got Elijah laughing.

Though Blythe had already guessed what Aris might be attempt-ing, she told him sweetly, "You're going to need to give us a bit more
than that, darling."
The murder in his eyes was palpable.
With the longest sigh Blythe had ever heard anyone draw in their lite, Aris lowered himselt onto his knees. He kept his hands up like he was begging, looked her dead in the eye, and said in a low
voice, "Woof."

Aris swiveled to face Blythe. "No." His voice was as hollow as his
eyes. "Absolutely not. I'm not doing this."

He stood as if he'd just been told that his childhood pet had died.

"Thank you, Olivia." Blythe beamed.
"Yes, thank you, Olivia," Aris grumbled, likely regretting his decision to give the woman free rein to act as a lady-in-waiting.
Blythe didn't let his glumness get to her;

"It's charades, Aris. It isn't going to kill you." His huff was a withering, pathetic thing. "Oh, but 1 wish it
would."
Blythe took him by the wrist, content as hatred oozed from her husband's every pore.
"I detest you and your entire lineage," he spat.
Blythe patted his arm. "That's the spirit! Be sure to put all that
fire into your gameplay."

No longer able to contain herself, this time Blythe did laugh.
"Why on earth do you look as though you're preparing for war?"
"Because I might as well be, you monstrous girl."

I HAVE LIED FOR YOU," ARIS WHISPERED. "I HAVE SPUN A KINGDOM out of thin air. I have fed you and tolerated you, and have put up with all of your nonsense. But this is where I draw the line."

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