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Valerie
is on page 174 of 416
I was trying to do chapter updates but I felt it was taking me out of the story.
Also, our girl is screwed here. There's no way it coming to light that she lied is gonna go over well in the misogynist hellscape she finds herself in.
— 20 hours, 29 min ago
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Also, our girl is screwed here. There's no way it coming to light that she lied is gonna go over well in the misogynist hellscape she finds herself in.
AgathaReadsFantasy
is 33% done
Lots of character names so far so I’m still getting my bearings lol
— Mar 21, 2026 10:09PM
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Valerie
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Chapter 14:
Oh right, of course she thinks spinning wheels are enchanted. I'm not a prolific fairy tale enjoyer so that reference went RIGHT over my head lol
— Mar 21, 2026 07:34AM
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Oh right, of course she thinks spinning wheels are enchanted. I'm not a prolific fairy tale enjoyer so that reference went RIGHT over my head lol
Valerie
is on page 134 of 416
Chapter 13:
Oh they're BACKWARD backward
— Mar 21, 2026 07:27AM
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Oh they're BACKWARD backward
Valerie
is on page 124 of 416
Chapter 12:
Eugh. Male doctors. Truly the greatest horror presented in the book thus far.
— Mar 21, 2026 07:16AM
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Eugh. Male doctors. Truly the greatest horror presented in the book thus far.
Valerie
is on page 118 of 416
Chapter 10 & 11:
A story definitely feels more ominous when it starts with a sarcastic/abridged/unreliable summary of the whole thing. An underutilized tact.
— Mar 21, 2026 07:10AM
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A story definitely feels more ominous when it starts with a sarcastic/abridged/unreliable summary of the whole thing. An underutilized tact.
Valerie
is on page 105 of 416
Chapter 9:
Sicking strange mystical beasts on people sure is an interesting way to go about *covertly* killing someone.
— Mar 21, 2026 06:55AM
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Sicking strange mystical beasts on people sure is an interesting way to go about *covertly* killing someone.
Valerie
is on page 96 of 416
Chapter 8:
You know, I too would despise someone intruding on my dreams. Not because of anything untoward or whatever. Just because seeing me sob at nothing and be an anxious mess all the time would severely dampen my reputation.
— Mar 21, 2026 06:48AM
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You know, I too would despise someone intruding on my dreams. Not because of anything untoward or whatever. Just because seeing me sob at nothing and be an anxious mess all the time would severely dampen my reputation.

















