Status Updates From Fortune's Faux Engagement/T...

This whole time I’ve been thinking that Everett and Macy have been apart for a decade but Joey is like 2 1/2?? She’s so pissed at Everett for vanishing (rightfully so) but it’s been 2 years at most

This is genuinely unbearable and then the old people do smth cute and I’m like aww!!

Then it goes straight back to being unbearable I’d shelve it as unfinished if I wasn’t a stubborn bitch