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Bobby Ingram
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I want to believe in an afterlife with DW's kind, compassionate Death
Daily Death:
Death looked down at the shape under the falling snow. Then he set the lifetimer on the air and touched it with a finger. A spark flashed across.
“You ain’t really allowed to do that,” said Albert, feeling wretched.
THE HOGFATHER CAN. THE HOGFATHER GIVES PRESENTS. THERE’S NO BETTER PRESENT THAN A FUTURE.
“Yeah, but—”
ALBERT.
— Feb 12, 2026 07:55PM
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Daily Death:
Death looked down at the shape under the falling snow. Then he set the lifetimer on the air and touched it with a finger. A spark flashed across.
“You ain’t really allowed to do that,” said Albert, feeling wretched.
THE HOGFATHER CAN. THE HOGFATHER GIVES PRESENTS. THERE’S NO BETTER PRESENT THAN A FUTURE.
“Yeah, but—”
ALBERT.
Bobby Ingram
is on page 200 of 448
Wizard and Watch appearances sorted. Still on pace to be favorite Discworld story yet
Daily Death:
“Well, you brought some magic into that little life,” said Albert, as the next child was hurried away.
IT’S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather.
“You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh or cry or wet their pants?”
YES. NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL BELIEF.
— Feb 11, 2026 06:35AM
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Daily Death:
“Well, you brought some magic into that little life,” said Albert, as the next child was hurried away.
IT’S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather.
“You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh or cry or wet their pants?”
YES. NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL BELIEF.
Bobby Ingram
is on page 137 of 448
He is perfect <3<3<3
Daily Death:
“She’ll try to find out what this is all about, you know,” said Albert.
OH DEAR.
“Especially after you told her not to.”
YOU THINK SO?
“Yeah,” said Albert.
DEAR ME. I STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT HUMANS, DON’T I?
“Oh…I dunno…” said Albert.
OBVIOUSLY IT WOULD BE QUITE WRONG TO INVOLVE A HUMAN IN ALL THIS. THAT IS WHY, YOU WILL RECALL, I CLEARLY FORBADE HER TO TAKE AN INTEREST.
— Feb 10, 2026 08:38AM
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Daily Death:
“She’ll try to find out what this is all about, you know,” said Albert.
OH DEAR.
“Especially after you told her not to.”
YOU THINK SO?
“Yeah,” said Albert.
DEAR ME. I STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT HUMANS, DON’T I?
“Oh…I dunno…” said Albert.
OBVIOUSLY IT WOULD BE QUITE WRONG TO INVOLVE A HUMAN IN ALL THIS. THAT IS WHY, YOU WILL RECALL, I CLEARLY FORBADE HER TO TAKE AN INTEREST.
Bobby Ingram
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He is perfect <3<3<3
Daily Death:
“She’ll try to find out what this is all about, you know,” said Albert.
OH DEAR.
“Especially after you told her not to.”
YOU THINK SO?
“Yeah,” said Albert.
DEAR ME. I STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT HUMANS, DON’T I?
“Oh…I dunno…” said Albert.
OBVIOUSLY IT WOULD BE QUITE WRONG TO INVOLVE A HUMAN IN ALL THIS. THAT IS WHY, YOU WILL RECALL, I CLEARLY FORBADE HER TO TAKE AN INTEREST.
— Feb 10, 2026 08:37AM
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Daily Death:
“She’ll try to find out what this is all about, you know,” said Albert.
OH DEAR.
“Especially after you told her not to.”
YOU THINK SO?
“Yeah,” said Albert.
DEAR ME. I STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT HUMANS, DON’T I?
“Oh…I dunno…” said Albert.
OBVIOUSLY IT WOULD BE QUITE WRONG TO INVOLVE A HUMAN IN ALL THIS. THAT IS WHY, YOU WILL RECALL, I CLEARLY FORBADE HER TO TAKE AN INTEREST.
